So… today I… need to talk about something…
*deep breath* I really hate talking about personal matters on my blog because that’s not the kind of content I want to put on here. I want to keep it happy (or ranty), but I really just… need to tell you guys that I might be… a bit messed up for a while… And I thought you deserved an explanation as to why… *sigh*
…here it goes.
Recently… as in like the past week I think it was… I have had some news revealed to me that… well… it leaves a sore spot in my stomach. It just… really makes me sick to even think about this because… it’s about one of my best friends whom I met through blogging, whom I communicate with frequently, whom I Skype with, whom I would consider to be not just a blogging friend, but a real life friend as well.
Because of this… it was… a total blow when the truth came out about her. It was like… she’d been lying to me this whole time and now… I don’t- I don’t even know how to look at her anymore, much less chat with her. It’s like… I keep looking back on our friendship and everything we’ve ever done together and… seeing it all in a new light. A darker light, tainted with ghastly shadows flickering everywhere that chill me to my very core. I just… can’t help but wonder how I didn’t know this about her? There had to have been signs… right?!
How could I have been so blind?!
Okay… I’m… okay… Sorry. This is… really hard for me to talk about because we were so close. But I need to say this… *inhale*
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FLAVIA IS NOT A SLYTHERIN!!!!
I’m just DYING OVER HERE! I mean!!! How could she lie to me about this?! We were in Slikerin house together during Blogwarts and we were rockin’ it and we send little snake emojis back and forth to each other to represent our houses. 🐍 I tag her all the time in Slytherin tweets and yet…
SHE’S NOT A SLYTHERIN!!!! OF ALL THE THINGS TO LIE TO ME ABOUT! EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH MY HOUSE MEANS TO ME!!! 😭
So, of course, I did what any person would do in this situation:
I defended my honor!
I confronted my dearest of dear traitorous friends, Flavia, and you know what?! This is what she had to say for herself:
“Society says I’m a Ravenclaw…but I identify as Slytherin. It’s tough you know? To be understood. But in this day and age…it’s important to be yourself. Don’t let society dictate who you are!”
-Flavia, The Bibliophile
😡 Well… I guess that settles that! 😄 Hahahaha! We’re still the best of friends and the best of co-hosts who also happen to know how to joke around about these kinds of things (and she was just as distraught for a survey to call her not-a-Slytherin as I was.) So, we are just pretending it never happened. 😆
Lol! Nice dose of humor! 🙂
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Hee hee! Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! 😄
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Oh my gosh I didn’t know what to expect when I started reading but well… it made me giggle haha! Keep the comedy coming!
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Hee hee! Glad you enjoyed and I will do my best! 😄
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O my you got me worried for a bit. Al is well that ends well. I am glad it was a joke 😀
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Hahaha! Yes, it was a joke, and I’m happy you enjoyed. 🙂 I thought it would be a fun post for a weekend.
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Pfew you had me really worried Melanie! I thought about cheating, or Flavia being a man (LOL) or… Good one but you’re lucky I don’t suffer from heart condition 😉
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Hee hee! Nothing quite so severe as that. And I’m happy that you are still healthy despite my deceit. :p
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LMAO! Me being a man omg I’m dying XDDD
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Gosh, Flavia! Why you cheatin’ on me?! What kind of BF does that?
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😂😂😂
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Well Flavia crazy thoughts crossed my head LOL
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😂😂😂
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Ahahah the best 😛
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Hee hee! Glad you enjoyed it! 😄
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😄😄😄
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Holy cow batman! This made me almost fall out of my chair! LMAOI!!
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Bahahaha! I’m glad you enjoyed, Adrienne! I’m happy to bring my readers a few laughs once in a while. :p
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😀
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Hahahaha same happened to me when I read it! 😄
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😄 How dare you make that betrayal Flavia! LOL!! 😀 Man you guys crack me up!
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Bahahaha! I’m glad we can make people laugh 😁😁
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😁
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This did make me laugh!!! All the gifs. All the comedy😂😂
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Hahaha! I’m glad it was comedic and you enjoyed it. 😄
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Hehehehe! She should make more random posts like this, right?! 😄
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Yes totally!!
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Hahaha! Perhaps I will look into that. 😃
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That’s such a Slytherin thing to do… are you sure she’s NOT Slytherin?
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Bahahaha! That is a good point, Jessica. Though, if I recall Harry, Ron, and Hermione did just that in book 2. So, perhaps a Gryffindor thing?
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Ew… Gryffindor.
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Bahahaha! Right?!
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GASP! How COULD you?! You do realize that I can see these comments right? -glare-
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Why thank you bows and I’m DEFINITELY a Slytherin! That quiz I took is a LIE! goes on a Slytherin rampage
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Well..I did not know that surrounding text by stars would turn it into italics….those were supposed to be action markers. Lol. Oh well.
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Hahaha! Maybe you’re just lying to yourself, eh?
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😡
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Ha! I knew it… see, I’m a Ravenclaw and I just knew you were a sly old Slytherin pretending to be Ravenclaw 😉
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Hahaha! Leave it to a Ravenclaw to deduce that one. 😂
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That’s us; cracking codes, being superior and ultra paranoid!
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Hahahaha! Skepticism = surviving the apocalypse. 😉
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Ooo I love that!! 🤗
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Everything revolves around the apocalypse for me. 😂
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Counting down or looking forward? 😉
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Bahahaha! 😂 Preparing for inevitability. 😜
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Muahahaha! Maybe I can be Divergent…and be all 4 houses? 😛 jk jk
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You ARE Slytherin!
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Oh the deception! How dare she?! Best friends forever to best friends for NEVER! In the blink of an eye. And Is there really shame in being a Ravenclaw?! I mean fine then, we don’t want you!! 😂
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Bahahaha! There is shame in mocking the proud and cunning House of Slytherin. Posing as one of us is the highest degree of insult because you are not worthy!!! (But Ravenclaws are cool. Hahaha! My brother and SIL are both Ravenclaws.)
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Gasp! So mean! There is no shame in being a Ravenclaw at all haha I just identify as Slytherin is all XDDD
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My daughter is Slytherin so I can’t hate lol
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Muahahaha 🐍
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That was a scary tale! 😂
I was certain it was something horrible!
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Hahaha! I’m too good at this, apparently. 😂
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😂 😂 😂
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You definitely had me holding my breath! All is well that ends well!
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Hahahaha! I’m so happy to hear this post worked out the way I wanted it to. :p I thought a fun light post would be good for the weekend. Have a wonderful Saturday, Tanja!
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Ditto!
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She definitely had you going for a moment eh? 😂
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No question. I am glad you two are still friends! 🙂
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Always!
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You totally had me going there for awhile. LOL.
Incidently, I don’t know what house I belong to. Can I just be an owl or something?
Also, I shared the “Real Neat Blog Award” with you. You can see it here: https://doingthewritething.wordpress.com/2017/07/08/thats-just-neat/ . No worries if you’re a no award type blog or prefer not to accept though. 🙂
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Hee hee! So what you’re saying is that I’m good at subterfuge. :p Glad you enjoyed this post!
Bahahaha! You want to just be an owl, eh? I think we could arrange that. Hahaha! Do you not have any magic in your blood then?
Aww! Thank you so much, Sonia! I’m honored to receive an award. I am actually trying to catch up on some
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Maybe I could be a were-owl or something. 😉
No worries on the award. I’m the same way. Trying to get caught up. Always. 😀
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Hahah! I dig it. 😜
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OMG, not a Slytherin?!? Uhm, I guess I missed the sorting hat and so… Actually, I’m just a muggle with magical powers of imagination, so the sorting hat would just laugh at me 😉 Funny post.
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Hahaha! There are hundreds of tests on the Internet you could take to find out your House, but if you prefer to be one of a very few and rare Muggle confidants, I understand. 😉
I’m glad you enjoyed this post! Have a wonderful Saturday!
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But…but…I AM a Slytherin! 🐍😭
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If you insist, but there is always that quiz darkening (or maybe trying to un-darken?) your reputation!
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Haha damn that quiz! I guess I will have to sue the creator of it 😂😂
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That’s hilarious!!! I loved the gifs that you used 🙂 This post made me smile!
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Hee hee! I’m so happy to hear you enjoyed this post, and I thought the gifs would be a fun touch. 😄 Have a wonderful Saturday!
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Was quite funny, right!? 😜
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Haha yes!!
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Hahahahahahaha!
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Hee hee! Thank you for reading and glad you enjoyed! Have a wonderful Saturday! 😄
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I was genuinely reading this worried about your friend hahahaha
You too!
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Hahaha! Yes! That means I suceeded. 😜
Thank you!
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Aweeeeee! 😪💕
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